Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"
“why don’t poor people just get a job?”